Should you decide to breech this contract, please know that you will receive feigned anger the likes of which can only be expressed USING ALL CAPS! You have been warned.

Today, I decided to log into Google Notebook for the first time in… who knows. And apparently, on February 18, 2010, I wrote that little nugget of WTF. No clue what it means, but apparently, I had a pretty serious contract or something a year and a half ago.

Who knows, indeed.